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What a fucktard (not the poster—Rick Warren)

HAHAHA this tweet in response to Hitchens’ death takes the cake for absolute blatant ignorance. If he was your friend and you loved and prayed for him constantly, did God just ignore your prayers because he doesn’t care what you have to say or did he take Hitchens’ life in order to “show him the truth”? Like you, Rick Warren, apparently you “know the truth” because you’ve died yourself?

Seriously, what goes on in the mind of believers? I feel like they don’t have a mind at all, actually.

12/19/11

This had better not ever end up on my coffee.

bishopoblog:

The Purpose Driven cup of coffee.

12/19/11

points11: Questions Kids Ask about Sex: Honest Answers for Every Age

OMG NO

points11:

Questions Kids Ask about Sex: Honest Answers for Every Age
Unlike any other book on the market, Questions Kids Ask about Sex offers a biblical and comprehensive approach to sexuality. Melissa R. Cox, co-creator of the bestselling Focus on the Family Complete Book of Baby and Child Care, has…

12/19/11

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When you dare to dream, dare to follow that dream; dare to suffer through the pain, sacrifice, self-doubts and friction from the world.

Laura Schlessinger (via frances08)

I’m guessing that when she says, “friction from the world,” she’s referring to asshats such as herself?

12/19/11

hahahaha

12/19/11

americadeprave:

Santa Died For My Presents

12/19/11

501beards:

#229 Chuck Norris

12/19/11

hanheesun:

yumiang on flickr

(via hanheesun-deactivated20121116)

12/5/11

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God is love. He didn’t need us. But He wanted us. And that is the most amazing thing.

Rick Warren (via tuvee)

Is it that amazing, though? Or is it just commonplace? It’s like…I wanted at least a couple of the boots I saw in Frock Candy today, and several of the blouses I saw in Target, but since I didn’t need them, I chose not to waste money I’m attempting to save. Conversely, you’ve got this god character, who’s kinda like a chick running up credit card bills like crazy just because. She’s gotta have shit, whether or not it’s actually necessary. So this god character’s like, Man, I can create all these people, and then I can force them to worship me because I gave them life. It’s not like they really chose to be born, but, regardless, I’d prefer to have them believe that the alternative is much worse somehow. And then, after they’ve spent a lifetime putting me on a pedestal despite the fact that I’ve been treating them like pawns, I’ll reward them by killing them.

(via tuvee)

12/5/11

There really isn’t a damn thing this man could do at this stage to compensate for the crap he’s already pulled.

emilyinthetardis:

Gov. Bobby Jindal and I at UNO’s Cove Opening! Great day for UNO!

12/5/11

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